If your budget is a little short, you can still find a great present for your wife. Try a funny or cute bumper sticker. It doesn't matter whether it's Valentine's Day, Christmas or birthday (although it helps if the bumper sticker's attached to a brand new car). A bumper sticker is a great gift as just a little token surprise, and should be a fun little present. If you want to find a great bumper sticker for your wife, try to find a saying that's clever and that fits with her personality or viewpoint. Think of a sticker as a type of T-shirt for her car. As with a T-shirt, a bumper sticker should be a reflection of your wife. Try these ideas to get your creative juices flowing, so that you can come up with some variations that will make it personal.
Fun Philosophies
These little pearls of wisdom have a fun, sarcastic edge. If she has a quick wit and a sharp tongue, she will probably appreciate something in this category.
1.You have the right to remain silent. If you don't, you'll be misquoted and what you DIDN'T say will be used against you.
2.God created Adam before he created Eve because he needed to practice before he did the masterpiece.
3.Let your modesty make you proud!
4.If you want to borrow money without guilt, choose a pessimist, because they won't expect you to pay them back anyway.
5.You are driving a car not a phone booth!
Being a Wife
There are many bumper stickers for the wife, some are sarcastic and witty, others are sweet while still others reflect the female stereotype (all in good fun, of course). You can have lots of fun with these.
6.I saw, I wanted, I begged, I got!
7.So you want a new car for your husband? Trading up, I see.
8.Sometimes I wake up grumpy, but otherwise I leave him alone.
9.Shhh! I'm Having a "Happily Ever After" Moment
On Being a Mom
Is your wife also a mother? She may just enjoy being reminded of that -- and the challenges, joys, and headaches she faces.
10.Be nice to your kids now, because they'll take care of YOU someday.
11.It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now.
12.Honk if a kid escapes.
13.The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere.
14.I'm the mommy, that's why.
Crazy Driving
Even if you're not a crazy driver, these bumper stickers can give you a great laugh. Depending on whether or not it will get you in trouble, you can choose a stereotypical "bad woman driver" bumper sticker, or go with a simple "crazy driver" for all occasions.
15.I'm Changing Lanes; Cover Me.
16.Danger! Legally Blonde Driver!
17.Think everything is coming your way? What if you're just going the wrong way?
18.You go ahead and keep honking. I'll just be a minute. I'm reloading.
Crazy Is As Crazy Does
These bumper stickers can be fun, but only if your wife really ISN'T crazy. In the latter case, the mommy sticker is a better choice.
19.The Little Voices in My Head Are What Keep Me Grounded.
20.I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
21.Oy, I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
22.Reality check? What's that?
Miscellaneous
These particular bumper stickers don't fit into a particular category, but can still be fun. If nothing else, you can use one of these.
23.You can't have everything; space is limited.
24. A woman and her truck: Ne'er shall they part.
25.If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Bumper stickers can be a great way to let your wife know you're thinking of her -- and maybe what you're thinking of her, depending. Remember that it all has to be in good fun, and you should be able to get a good laugh from her. After all, that's the point, right?
Fun Philosophies
These little pearls of wisdom have a fun, sarcastic edge. If she has a quick wit and a sharp tongue, she will probably appreciate something in this category.
1.You have the right to remain silent. If you don't, you'll be misquoted and what you DIDN'T say will be used against you.
2.God created Adam before he created Eve because he needed to practice before he did the masterpiece.
3.Let your modesty make you proud!
4.If you want to borrow money without guilt, choose a pessimist, because they won't expect you to pay them back anyway.
5.You are driving a car not a phone booth!
Being a Wife
There are many bumper stickers for the wife, some are sarcastic and witty, others are sweet while still others reflect the female stereotype (all in good fun, of course). You can have lots of fun with these.
6.I saw, I wanted, I begged, I got!
7.So you want a new car for your husband? Trading up, I see.
8.Sometimes I wake up grumpy, but otherwise I leave him alone.
9.Shhh! I'm Having a "Happily Ever After" Moment
On Being a Mom
Is your wife also a mother? She may just enjoy being reminded of that -- and the challenges, joys, and headaches she faces.
10.Be nice to your kids now, because they'll take care of YOU someday.
11.It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now.
12.Honk if a kid escapes.
13.The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere.
14.I'm the mommy, that's why.
Crazy Driving
Even if you're not a crazy driver, these bumper stickers can give you a great laugh. Depending on whether or not it will get you in trouble, you can choose a stereotypical "bad woman driver" bumper sticker, or go with a simple "crazy driver" for all occasions.
15.I'm Changing Lanes; Cover Me.
16.Danger! Legally Blonde Driver!
17.Think everything is coming your way? What if you're just going the wrong way?
18.You go ahead and keep honking. I'll just be a minute. I'm reloading.
Crazy Is As Crazy Does
These bumper stickers can be fun, but only if your wife really ISN'T crazy. In the latter case, the mommy sticker is a better choice.
19.The Little Voices in My Head Are What Keep Me Grounded.
20.I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
21.Oy, I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
22.Reality check? What's that?
Miscellaneous
These particular bumper stickers don't fit into a particular category, but can still be fun. If nothing else, you can use one of these.
23.You can't have everything; space is limited.
24. A woman and her truck: Ne'er shall they part.
25.If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Bumper stickers can be a great way to let your wife know you're thinking of her -- and maybe what you're thinking of her, depending. Remember that it all has to be in good fun, and you should be able to get a good laugh from her. After all, that's the point, right?
About the Author:
Author: Buck Thompson shows that utilizing bumper stickers can be an effective component of a branding campaign and any company can profit by marketing through stickers.
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