Try These 25 Super Funny Bumper Stickers for Your Wife

By Buck Thompson

If your budget is a little short, you can still find a great present for your wife. Try a funny or cute bumper sticker. It doesn't matter whether it's Valentine's Day, Christmas or birthday (although it helps if the bumper sticker's attached to a brand new car). A bumper sticker is a great gift as just a little token surprise, and should be a fun little present. If you want to find a great bumper sticker for your wife, try to find a saying that's clever and that fits with her personality or viewpoint. Think of a sticker as a type of T-shirt for her car. As with a T-shirt, a bumper sticker should be a reflection of your wife. Try these ideas to get your creative juices flowing, so that you can come up with some variations that will make it personal.

Fun Philosophies

These little pearls of wisdom have a fun, sarcastic edge. If she has a quick wit and a sharp tongue, she will probably appreciate something in this category.

1.You have the right to remain silent. If you don't, you'll be misquoted and what you DIDN'T say will be used against you.

2.God created Adam before he created Eve because he needed to practice before he did the masterpiece.

3.Let your modesty make you proud!

4.If you want to borrow money without guilt, choose a pessimist, because they won't expect you to pay them back anyway.

5.You are driving a car not a phone booth!

Being a Wife

There are many bumper stickers for the wife, some are sarcastic and witty, others are sweet while still others reflect the female stereotype (all in good fun, of course). You can have lots of fun with these.

6.I saw, I wanted, I begged, I got!

7.So you want a new car for your husband? Trading up, I see.

8.Sometimes I wake up grumpy, but otherwise I leave him alone.

9.Shhh! I'm Having a "Happily Ever After" Moment

On Being a Mom

Is your wife also a mother? She may just enjoy being reminded of that -- and the challenges, joys, and headaches she faces.

10.Be nice to your kids now, because they'll take care of YOU someday.

11.It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now.

12.Honk if a kid escapes.

13.The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere.

14.I'm the mommy, that's why.

Crazy Driving

Even if you're not a crazy driver, these bumper stickers can give you a great laugh. Depending on whether or not it will get you in trouble, you can choose a stereotypical "bad woman driver" bumper sticker, or go with a simple "crazy driver" for all occasions.

15.I'm Changing Lanes; Cover Me.

16.Danger! Legally Blonde Driver!

17.Think everything is coming your way? What if you're just going the wrong way?

18.You go ahead and keep honking. I'll just be a minute. I'm reloading.

Crazy Is As Crazy Does

These bumper stickers can be fun, but only if your wife really ISN'T crazy. In the latter case, the mommy sticker is a better choice.

19.The Little Voices in My Head Are What Keep Me Grounded.

20.I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere

21.Oy, I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

22.Reality check? What's that?

Miscellaneous

These particular bumper stickers don't fit into a particular category, but can still be fun. If nothing else, you can use one of these.

23.You can't have everything; space is limited.

24. A woman and her truck: Ne'er shall they part.

25.If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Bumper stickers can be a great way to let your wife know you're thinking of her -- and maybe what you're thinking of her, depending. Remember that it all has to be in good fun, and you should be able to get a good laugh from her. After all, that's the point, right?

About the Author:

Author: Buck Thompson shows that utilizing bumper stickers can be an effective component of a branding campaign and any company can profit by marketing through stickers.

Important Information About Cubic Zirconia Rings

By Abigail Sweet

Looking for a beautiful new ring but don't have or do not want to spend the thousands of dollars needed for a real diamond ring? Look no further; cubic zirconia rings are the answer! Sometimes referred to as "CZ", cubic zirconia rings are affordable and sure to please. You can find a CZ ring for any occasion such as engagement rings, weddings rings, promise rings, eternity rings, cocktail rings, or even just every day rings.

First found in 1982 is a synthetic stone known as Cubic Zirconia. It first became known to scientists in the 30s in Germany. They cared little about the discovery and gave it no name. Till this very day it is still called its scientific name; cubic zirconia. Sometime in the 1970s large scale production of the gem started and totaled milllons of carats by the 1980s.

Zr02, the scientific formula for Cubic Zirconia is actually zirconium dioxide cubed. It has no color making it the perfect gem to be used in rings and other forms of jewelry. It is a very tough material, scoring a 8 on the MOHs scale. Its refractive qualities score it a 2.176 in the index. It is a very powerful mineral with a 0.060 dispersion power. Unlike some other inferior elements, these qualities make for a excellent gemstone.

Hands down the most popular cubic zirconia rings on the market are celebrity replicas. It is without a doubt the prices paid by some of these celebrities can total well over 1 million dollars, and for less then a fraction of that we can own very similar replica rings. Made out of cubic zirconia instead of diamond you too can look like J-Lo, Kendra, Angelina, Heidi Montag, or Pam Anderson.

Diamonds cost a lot. Spending less and still looking great is easy with Cubic Zirconia Rings. A value that cant be beat with a endless list of options, CZ Jewelry can be had for pennies! High quality precious metals can be added to the ring in the form of a band and the cubic zirconia ring can be worth much more then typically thought. CZ Jewelry will knock diamonds out of the park!

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Organising The Perfect Hen Party

By Mariko Conisuellian

Hen parties or bachelorette parties are in vogue since the early 1960's to celebrate the single status of a woman before she ties the nuptial knot with the man of her life. There are many strategies to make the hen party as successful and memorable as possible for the bride.

You may want to organize a hen party that is so special and innovative so that it stays on in the bride's memory for the rest of her lifetime. Some exciting hen party ideas involve inviting a few of the bride's closest pals over to a disco, or participating in the bride's favorite carnivals, or you may arrange a get together party in her chosen outdoor location. If you are the bride's closest pal you should have good knowledge about her likes and dislikes.

You can also organize a theme based hen party for her say a chocolate theme if she is a diehard chocolate freak. Arrange for a nice chocolate color dress which she can adorn for the party, have chocolate based ice-cream, souffls, and use chocolates to decorate the venue.

Hen party organization is great fun when it is theme based as you can do a lot to entertain the perfect bride. Some other hen party ideas that you can consider are going out to an opera or a comedy show where you'll can laugh your guts out or hang out in a night club and ensure that the disc jockey at the club plays her choice of tracks to pep the atmosphere the whole night.

Another idea for a hen/bachelorette party is a cocktail night or a fancy dress evening. These are just examples from many options that you can choose to make the hen night special. Other ways to make the night special are to involve different games. Such as Chinese whispers, truth or dare, the hand bag game, a selection of drinking games, a naughty treasure hunt, dam busters and many more. Each of these games will add to the fun and frolic of the nights events.

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